Monday, December 1, 2008

Day 93.5: Manifest Destiny

I knew it. I told you she would post about puke and she did. It only took eleven days to manifest the greatest blog jealousy of my life: the Dooce morning sickness post. It also includes mention of rogue hair growth. Damn her.

Although, if you believe in the Law of Attraction and/or subjective reality, I CREATED this. Her puke post is MY FAULT! Argh.

Maybe I'll consume an entire jar of peanut butter with an olive oil chaser and manifest my own puke post.

Mmm. No need. I just typed "puke" into Google images. Stopped that line of thinking in its tracks. Click here if you dare.

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